The death of Green Glider/Recliner has been followed by a sudden loss of important items throughout the house: Kids' Computer has suffered what appears to be a stroke with accompanying memory loss; Computer Chair has died from a broken back and arm; Upstairs Air Conditioner has been given 6 months to live; Microwave is nonresponsive; and Expensive Golf Clubs are nowhere to be found. Needless to say, foul play is suspected. Possible culprits include the following:
7-Year-Old Boy, who has taken a sudden interest in golfing. When approached for a comment, 7-year-old boy said, "Sweetie probably did it."
Which brings up to 5-Year-Old Girl, who has been seen countless times sitting on the back of Computer Chair. When asked to comment, 5-year-old girl said, "When are we going to get a new one?"
Almost-1-Year-Old Baby, who loves to push the buttons on the computer. When asked to comment, he said, "Whoa."
7-Year-Old Boy, who has taken a sudden interest in golfing. When approached for a comment, 7-year-old boy said, "Sweetie probably did it."
Which brings up to 5-Year-Old Girl, who has been seen countless times sitting on the back of Computer Chair. When asked to comment, 5-year-old girl said, "When are we going to get a new one?"
Almost-1-Year-Old Baby, who loves to push the buttons on the computer. When asked to comment, he said, "Whoa."
Funny. Not that your things are broken and missing but I'm glad that you can laugh about it!
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