Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Sweetie, Inducer of Parental Humility

Sweetie: "Mom, do you have another baby in your tummy?"
Me: "Um, no."
Sweetie: "Well, it sure looks like it."

Sweetie, holding up a "spring green" crayon: "Mom, what color do you think this is?"
Me: "green yellow? yellow green?"
Sweetie: "No, it's spring green. Did they not have that color when you were a little girl?"

So, apparently I am old and fat?


Hayley said...

You are so not fat or old. When I saw you at Costa Vida, I was thinking you were so skinny.

Saysha said...

I am laughing so hard! She is such a funny girl. Last time she was here she was reading the ingredients off the cereal box to Abs like it was normal language for her. "Phosphorus, Calcium..." etc. She is so stinkin' smart!

brown paper packages said...

LOL. It's a good thing they're cute!

Lindy said...

It must be the age... I was just called fat myself!

mwells said...

I too am laughing hard! She cracks me up! PS. I'll always be older if it makes you feel any better!