The death of Green Glider/Recliner has been followed by a sudden loss of important items throughout the house: Kids' Computer has suffered what appears to be a stroke with accompanying memory loss; Computer Chair has died from a broken back and arm; Upstairs Air Conditioner has been given 6 months to live; Microwave is nonresponsive; and Expensive Golf Clubs are nowhere to be found. Needless to say, foul play is suspected. Possible culprits include the following:
7-Year-Old Boy, who has taken a sudden interest in golfing. When approached for a comment, 7-year-old boy said, "Sweetie probably did it."
Which brings up to 5-Year-Old Girl, who has been seen countless times sitting on the back of Computer Chair. When asked to comment, 5-year-old girl said, "When are we going to get a new one?"
Almost-1-Year-Old Baby, who loves to push the buttons on the computer. When asked to comment, he said, "Whoa."
7-Year-Old Boy, who has taken a sudden interest in golfing. When approached for a comment, 7-year-old boy said, "Sweetie probably did it."
Which brings up to 5-Year-Old Girl, who has been seen countless times sitting on the back of Computer Chair. When asked to comment, 5-year-old girl said, "When are we going to get a new one?"
Almost-1-Year-Old Baby, who loves to push the buttons on the computer. When asked to comment, he said, "Whoa."
1 comment:
Funny. Not that your things are broken and missing but I'm glad that you can laugh about it!
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